I wish I was that creative. Everything I've written about actually did happen exactly as I told it, I'm not even embellishing. I have no desire or reason to fabricate stories about Japanese kids poking their fingers up our asses. And if I did, I'd ask you to recommend me a good psychologist.
And if you still don't believe me, oh well. I can't win them all. Nor do I want to.
Posted by gaijin at 1:20 PM