I remember this article and it made me laugh so hard. However, you may want to fix the dodgy HTML otherwise it makes NO sense whatsoever!

Still, butterfly 0wnage, lol

You've got a big HTML mistake in there, man.

Ouch, coding =( A lot of people are missing an essential part of this story!

I believe this would be my first comment here, and I'd just like to say that, despite the oldness of these stories, it's always been a pleasure reading them. I can't help but think that, had it not been for a reference to you in a flash series, I wouldn't have ever known about these entertaining, and sometimes touching, stories.

I have to admit that, to me, these stories never get old, no matter how many times I read them. Looking over just one story can make my day.

That being said, you made a linking mistake for every line onward from "There are simply no words in the English language that can adequately describe her reaction."

Other than that, I don't believe I have anything else to say at the moment. Take care!

Hate to bother you, but your html seems to be borked.

what the fuck? You might wanna fix that.

Great post but there are some HTML issues that hides a good bit of your story.

Is it just me or did you switch up stories like 8 times in this post? I honestly think even you have no idea what you were talking about here.

Just to further be a dick here: Good job on making the 3/4th of the entry a dead link.

You've got a broken link..

Wow man, I want your job. I know it's not perfect but seriously, I want to become an english teacher in Japan thanks to you. I've always wanted to go there but now, now I must there is no if ands or buts about it. I'm going to push myself to and beyond my limits just to be able to go to japan and do....something. You got it good many and i envy you to now end. This especially helps cuz i dont believe in hell so i wouldn't feel bad about some of the things you say you are going to hell for. You only live once best enjoy the ride. ^_^

Note to self: Stay in America, despite anime fandomhood.

That would be the ultimate super villian though, wouldn't it? I could see it now:

Ultimate Sweetness: Dear presidents of these United Nations, I want your gold, contenints, and atomosphere...PWEASE??

UN presidents: What order, alphabetical or by size?

I came across a similar problem with a college girl and caterpillars once. Apparently they have some poisonous varieties in Japan, so some people freak out at the thought of a caterpillar or butterfly.

Haha! Reminds me of when the Japanese exchange students were at my school, and we brought them to the Butterfly exhibit at the Insectiarium in Montreal.

You could imagine how well that went...

Kawaii! She sounds so cute, I want to glomp her so badly!! ^^

Awww! You have so much fun. ^_^

How kawaaiiiiii. :] Damn, but I miss Japan.

In reference to Sy Ali's comment:

Wait, wait, wait. So... stories about a guy constantly having his junk and ass poked at by prepubescent boys make you want to go to Japan, no ifs ands or buts?

I have the number of a very reputible psychiatrist...

Do ANY of you guys know the original date of these postings? Just a ballpark answer at least? Like, were they written earlier in 2006 or are these stories years and years old?

PUT ORIGINAL POSTING DATES ON THEM PLEASE AZRAEL!

xD Mike Tyson-chan lmao xDDD

Can anyone explain why the original dates are so important? I mean, this is the one major complaint I get. Why?

I really honestly want to know.

The HTML thing, did it really need 8 people to point it out? It was obviously a mistake and you could have waited, as I did, til it was fixed.

Damn the internet and it's impatient souls...

Anyway, I loved that story. It's always the way, there's always one girl in the year who just makes you go aw and makes you feel bad everytime she looks sad.

It's just the way of the world.

As for the date issue, Azrael, think about the world we live in - it'll start with the dates of the original posts and end with you being forced to reveal the length of your thumb - from there... it's all down hill. DON'T TELL THEM!!!

Heh.
Dave

They probably all want to know how old the school girls are now...

so that we can tell when you start posting new stuff.

People want to know about the dates because they're wondering how old the stories are. They want to know if you're still teaching and these are recent blog entries from something that just happened, rather than being events that happened a while ago. People like to read about things as they happen, I suppose.

I think this one was first put up sometime in the last year for those curious about it

Well, for me, original dates would be nice just as a way of guessing when it might make sense to maybe start expecting new stories.

I think they want to know if it's old or not Azrael. Even though I've read every editorial you've written up, sometimes (like this one) I can't remember if I've read it before.

I'm not a huge complainer about the dates but yeah, if it isn't too much of a hassle it would be nice for you to chuck it up.

WE DEMAND ARCHIVE COMPLEATNESS PUNY HUMAN

hello! ive been lurking around here for sometime, i was actually wondering about the date, too, for me its becoz i've never been to japan, so your stories are kinda like a window to japan, so knowing some sort of date would give me a better picture of how japan is now, if your stories happened recently...

but i enjoyed them with or without the dates, so it doesnt really matter that much.

needless to say i love your stories! thanks for sharing them Mr. Azrael!

What I wanna know is why this girl had a towel with her. Has she recently read The Hitchhiker's Guide?

It's probably a subtle was of asking how many more reposts there are going to be until any new stuff comes in. You know how kids today are.

Because people are stupid enough to believe these events happened on the date you posted them on, not the date they actually happened. Just post the original dates as not to confuse your fans.

I'd like to do what you do... but I'd want to teach high school kids... I'd rather deal with them when they're a little more mature (MENTALLY, SICKOS)

Ah well, a guy can dream. I'd individually teach each of them one very esoteric/fucked up/way out there english phrase and tell them it was common.

I may not go to hell but I am a bad person.

Az, people are probably wanting the original dates so they can tell what's new stuff and what's old stuff. Lazy bums can't just remember the titles of the stories or just suck it up and read them a second time (or third/fourth in my case). Let 'em pound sand.

Maybe you should have had Ultimate Sweetness apologize to the butterfly for Mike Tyson-chan before chucking it out the window. Would have been a much better awakening than the whole "F#^$ ME, I'm falling!" wakeup.

You know he's right. The dates have no significant importantance. What could knowing them possible do? (Rhetorical Question)

I guess people just want to have a timeline to go with the flow of events, since the articles being posted doesn't seem to be in any particular order.

Additional comment about faulty html and cheesy ASCII smiley face, Az!

But seriously, Ultimate Sweetness and Mike Tyson-chan rock. They should team up to fight crime.

Ahh leave him alone about the dates would yer?

Just wanna say, keep up the great work! You really make me grin when I read yer stuff, old Or new.

*grinz evilly* maybe you Should put different posting dates on them... put all the dates in the future (if this thing will allow) that should confuse them all nicely *snickers*

Reb!

I'll tell you why I want to see the dates...

I'm a fairly new reader to this, and I am genuinely interested in the timeline of this stuff. I would love to know if this happened last week or a few years ago. Why? Because as an earlier posted said, this is my only window into Japanese society, and I would like to know if these reflections are to-date or a bit older.

Seriously, it bugs me that I can't see the original posting dates of these. I want to know =[

I promise it's not to bug you for new postings. Hell, I haven't even gotten through all of your old ones. Azrael, your work is truly fun to read, keep it up my man, and post the original dates while you're at it =d

this story is useless without pics!

Bah, where's the new ones? Slapping yesterday's date on it doesn't make it any newer.

Yes, i'm sure Az can remember the exact date of every blog entry he's ever written.-sarcasm- o.o;
Unless the date is saved with wherever he's gettingthese entries from. In wich case i just made myself look like an idiot. Oh well though.

It would help.

Doesn't look like it's been touched upon, but apparently butterflies are kind of a touchy subject for Japanese. A Japanese friend said that in the movies, the "typical psychotic character" is a butterfly collector, so she tends to identify butterflies with horrible deaths.

It would be interesting to get another perspective on this, but I tend to believe she's for real, since she is TERRIFIED of butterflies.

lol funny how everyone's paranoid about the dates. who the hell cares seriously?!? its about content ppl.

The Ultimate Sweetness scenario sounds familiar to me.
I'm starting to think that I'm the American equivalent to Ultimate Sweetness.
But that's another episode of Discovery Gaijin Smash.

What in the hwll?! Someone posted an inane comment using my name?